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To the shock of the medical community, a child was born on the night of December 10th, 1991… already 40 years old. The bright side of being born 40 is that I know exactly when I’ll finally start acting my age.
My work has been recognized by Ad Age, AdWeek and Midwest Living.
One CCO described my writing as a nice balance of moronic and genius.
I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Likes:
Using howdy in lieu of hello. Baking. Cooking. Buying produce seasonally. Iowa. Black t-shirts. Real time strategy games. Football. Prestige television. The music of Joe Hisaishi. British comedies.
Dislikes:
Boredom. Ostriches. Bees. Hot weather. Pickles. Rudeness of any kind. Flying United. When the lid doesn’t totally fit on your coffee cup and you get a slow drip of coffee torturously falling onto your hand.
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